Kind: captions
Language: en
[Music]
so when I did the first pageant it was
sort of blatantly clear I had no idea
how to walk the walking was a joke I'm
one of these people who is small and
walks very fast and that is not what you
do in a
pageant which pageant walk see there's
different areas there's the swimsuit
walk there's the gown walk they're very
different I have a very bizarre tan was
driving in a convertible the Gown walk
needs to be slow oh you're going to make
me do this I'm going to trip over myself
all right falling is the ultimate
embarrassment so you don't do that so
the way that it works is you will walk
from one side of the stage into the
center you have to wait at least 3
seconds before you do anything it's
always the 3se second rule you will do a
little circle so that they can see you
from all angles
if you're walking right you have to
start with your left foot if you're
walking left and you start with your
left foot then you do this you see this
is an inappropriate pageant
position you smile at everybody check
them all
out um then you go to the next location
and you stand so that they can stare at
you and then you proceed back and off
the
stage and then you can stop smiling
[Music]