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The worst relationship advice from a
beautiful woman.
>> Diabolical things I wanted in a man.
Number one, height. My man's got to be
above 6'2. My last two boyfriends were
6'3.
>> Merely the way that she talks just is
like fingernails on a chalkboard for me.
This sounds like somebody talking about
all the things that they have to have in
a car.
>> Like there's already this sense of
entitlement.
>> If you're going into an exchange with
another human being and you're like,
"Oh, they're going to have this." That's
where like this really goes ary. You're
not trying to get to know the person.
You're not saying like, "Oh, I want a
partnership. I understand that
relationships are difficult and it's
compromised." All it's a shopping list
>> and they were jacked and they looked
really good. How am I supposed to
downgrade from that
>> downgrade? So, you were talking about a
human being. You're not talking about a
car. This kind of rhetoric of like this
person is less than. Not like, oh, I
find it attractive or whatever. Like if
she were making a pitch, it would be
very easy for her in her own mind to
switch over to let me tell you what
makes me feel awesome. If a man can make
me feel safe, I love that. Now listen,
shortcut to the front of the line of
making me feel safe. If you're
physically big, I love that. But like
ultimately, guys, I need you to make me
feel safe. That's her like actually
getting inside of her own psyche and
understanding what's really going on.
But Tony the sign guy has a [ __ ]
hilarious one of his like clips where
there's this woman. She's like, "If your
dick ain't 9 in, you better watch your
tone with me." Cut to Tony. And he's
like, "I have [ __ ] hilarious." But
it's like, if you have that attitude,
all you're doing is making a man go,
"Okay, hold on a second. Like, I'm just
a series of traits." When you make
relationships feel transactional, guys
aren't going to go anywhere near you.
And why the [ __ ] would you? Here's the
thing. PSA, relationships are hard. They
are full of compromise. If you are with
somebody that is literally tit fortat,
this is just an exchange of goods. Turn
and run in the opposite direction. It
isn't worth it. It's way too much of a
pain in the ass. I'm a pain in the ass
for my wife. My wife is a pain in the
ass for me. But on balance, holy Jesus,
she makes my life so much better. But it
comes at a cost. If you're not getting
the upside, which is that for better or
worse, through sickness and health, rich
and poor, like I'm your ride or die,
what are we doing? People, I don't think
people are able to explain to themselves
why am I getting in a relationship? I
can pay for hot. So, please
>> uh if you think that I'm going to get in
a relationship with somebody because you
look me up and down and we're like,
"Yeah, you're worthy. Get the [ __ ] out
of here. What What if something happens
to me?" Like I'm not going to make a
lifetime exchange for somebody who's
like going to bounce
>> and going to the gym multiple times a
week. I'm sorry. Like I'm just not going
to date a fat guy. If I can be in the
gym five days a week and be fit and care
about how I look, you can do it.
>> Facts.
>> But take care of yourself. I thank Lisa
routinely that she takes good care of
her body and I get to enjoy that. I am a
sexual creature. I love that I still
find my wife in her mid4s to be sexually
attractive because she [ __ ] does
lunges, baby. And let's just keep it
real here. I love it. I love it. Keep
doing them lunges. I'm here for it.
>> Shout out to the lunges,
>> right?
>> The lunges, the squats.
>> Yes, do it. It's leg day. Let's go. But
the way that she says it is so horrible.
>> He cannot have a salary cap. Whatever
career he's in, he needs to have
multiple streams of income, and we need
to be able to make as much money as
possible. That's why I will never date a
guy who works in like corporate.
Boys and girls, we were meant to come
together and make each other better. We
were meant to realize that by ourselves
we cannot do the things that we can do
together. This is somebody who is trying
to cash in on what I'm doing by myself.
Where you want to get back to, this is
some old school [ __ ] is you want to
find somebody that you're like, "All
right, let's do this together. We're
going to like get great together." Not
like you're gonna go do that [ __ ]
you're gonna make that [ __ ] money and
then you're gonna come find me and I'm
gonna be hot because I've got some
really bad news for this chick. You're
gonna get [ __ ] old. And if you're
with a guy who's like, "Hey, we're just
making an exchange. I went and got rich.
I get to see are you hot and now we're
going to be together. And as long as
you're hot, I'm going to be here. And as
long as I'm rich, you're going to be
here." [ __ ] that. If you're going to
bounce because you find somebody that's
hot uh making more money, he's going to
bounce when he finds somebody that's
hotter. Why would you make all the
compromises? This is so [ __ ] dumb.
This is like the most self-destructive
behavior I can think of. This is like,
hey, let me think about what what makes
life worth living.
>> Love, Drew. It's the most comical,
ridiculous thing ever. But I'm telling
you right now, as somebody who's made a
lot of money, as somebody who's been
clapped for by a large portion of the
world, I'm here to tell you the only
thing that is going to come to your aid
is requited love. that you have poured
into somebody that you've been there
when the [ __ ] has been going against
them and you rocked with them and you're
like, I got you. You don't have to
worry. Like, I'm here for you. And then
bad times for you and they rock with you
and they are there for you. That is
that's the juice. That's the thing. That
is what life has to offer you. There is
something about
modern culture like it's a whole bunch
of things. It's not going to be one
thing that has led to this. the okay for
her instead of clowning on her for a
second for your own sake you are setting
yourself up for failure I know you've
been attractive your whole life and it
feels like it's going to last forever
and it's really not and you're going to
be you're going to start going invisible
at like 27 by the time you hit 35 no one
gives a [ __ ] like you're toast bro
you've got like 40 years left on your
life there there is a phenomenal line I
think it's in like get shorty 2 where
Vince Vince vaugh says this really
attractive woman by the time you're 30
by the time you're 30 or 35 you better
have a personality cuz that ass isn't
going to last forever and I was doubled
over in hysterics. Yes, exactly. Like
you better have something else to offer
for her own sake. This is a terrible way
to move through life. She is setting
herself up to be discarded. Why do
people do this? Like what what has life
taught her? This is why I say people
trust themselves too much. She thinks
forever she's going to look in the
mirror and see that woman staring back
at her. She's not. By the day, her
sexual market is going down. By the day,
>> the max you'll ever be able to get to is
like what? 150. Yeah. No, we're good. I
need you in a career that is going to
make us money.
>> I hate the way she talks. So, the reason
that we give women ridiculous engagement
rings is to show I've got access to so
many resources. I can give you this
stupid worthless rock and overpay like a
gazillion dollars for it. So, you know,
I got you. Women want proof that you
will spend your access to resources on
them. Like, fair enough. That that's
evolutionarily hardwired. Whether it's
diamond rings or flowers that you put in
front of your this is Bower Bird [ __ ]
but like your nest, like they want to
know like do you have access to the
resources or not?
>> Yeah. I dated a bunch of guys that were
6'2 and Jack, so I'm not downgrading.
And it was like, well, if it was so
good, why are you single now?
>> Bro, do people not want to be in love?
This is where I'm like, huh? I had a
vision in my head of what my wife was
going to be like. I found plenty of
women that were like that, but they did
not make me feel the way that I wanted
to feel. And then I finally realized,
oh, this is really about feeling the way
that I want to feel. Yes, there's a
certain type that I'm attracted to. Yes,
I find like talent in a woman really
intoxicating. So, the fact that my wife
can draw is like a really big turnon for
me. I'm just really blown away by that.
But ultimately, like I could have easily
fallen for somebody that didn't match
any of my criteria, but they made me
feel the way that I wanted to feel. They
were helping me be a better version of
myself. Like when I had the whole like
big meltdown on camera, that was because
I realized that my wife was going to be
with me even if I fell. That was where I
was like, "Wow, like that feels so
good." And that's the thing that I want
for people is I want you to feel like
I've got a ride or die. Now, to have a
ride or die, you have to be a ride or
die. You're going to have to nudge each
other like, "It matters to me that Lisa
stays in shape and she knows that it
matters to me, but you don't want that
to become toxic." And so you don't want
to be like, "If you don't stay in shape,
I'm going to [ __ ] leave your ass."
Like, that's horrific. She encourages me
to do well financially and to make sure
that the family never has to worry about
money. But she's like, "But if something
happened, like I'm going to be here with
you, and I want you to understand that."
Like, rich or poor. And the thing is,
through a long relationship, you get
moments where it's like, "Uh-oh, we're
actually in trouble." And you're like,
"How do they react?" And every time
Lisa's been like, "Yep, I'm right here.
I got you. No matter what, I'm in this.
We're together. Don't sweat it. If
everything goes to hell in a hand
basket, here's exactly how I'm going to
respond. And by the way, it would be
like, yeah, I'm going to expect you to
get back up on your feet as well. Like,
you can't just get knocked down and stay
down. But when you get knocked down, I'm
the one that's going to pick you up,
brush your shoulders off, remind you of
who you are and what you can become, and
we're going to move forward